a list of things i imagine against my will

• Tripping and falling down a flight of stairs slamming my teeth on the ground


• These giant centipedes we seem to get up here by the lake crawling on my face while i sleep


• Sometimes driving through a traffic light imagining a car slamming into the driver's side door


• Being attacked by a dog


• Having a flesh-eating disease


• A spider or some insect crawling up through the toiled and biting me on the arse


• Being stuck in an elevator to only have it suddenly fall to the depths of the basement