Thursday, February 19, 2009

a list of things i imagine against my will


  • Tripping and falling down a flight of stairs slamming my teeth on the ground

  • These giant centipedes we seem to get up here by the lake crawling on my face while i sleep

  • Sometimes driving through a traffic light imagining a car slamming into the driver's side door

  • Being attacked by a dog

  • Having a flesh-eating disease

  • A spider or some insect crawling up through the toiled and biting me on the arse

  • Being stuck in an elevator to only have it suddenly fall to the depths of the basement